2 Pump Chump

2 pump chump

Do you know what a 2 pump chump is?

They are “instant oatmeal” guys that are done in a minute or two. You get what I mean right? The question I’m posing today is what makes a 2 pump chump? And why you still may want to try phone sex as a 2 pump chump.

Some guys have learned how to masturbate in a hurry, probably by having little to no privacy to do it in their lives. They had to get it done – almost like it’s was a job! So in a real sexual encounter, they could last a whole lot longer… they just see no point or they don’t have time while masturbating. There is no partner to take care of, there is no need for foreplay, and basically the purpose is to get off and nothing else. So 2 pump chumps are guys who just want it fast and to the point.

Masturbating fast and furiously in order to cum in 2 minutes is not a “bad” thing but yet you also don’t get to truly enjoy it. Masturbation is a kind of “self-care”. It releases tension, stress, and helps us to clear our minds. But listen, the orgasm is the end and when you pump to just meet the end… you are missing out on the intensity of the actual pleasure.

And just because you are a “quick draw” doesn’t mean there is no point in calling a phone sex line. There are many services you can call with a quick set up where you can only pay for a short minimum amount of time to get off cheaply. As a 2 pump chump, you need to “treat” yourself now and then to a more intense masturbation session by connecting with another person.

 

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What is the Point of Phone Sex?

What can phone sex do for you?

What can phone sex really do for you?

  • Phone Sex can enhance your masturbation!
  • Phone Sex can enrich your fantasy!
  • Phone sex can help you explore taboo fantasies!
  • Phone sex can be a lot like sex therapy because you can talk about many things!

Don’t ever feel guilty or ashamed of your fantasies. Wild and kinky fantasies mean you’re intelligent and have a vivid imagination which all women find attractive. Sexy, attractive men do like phone-sex, too. It’s a silly stereotype to believe phone sex is only for lonely men or losers.

  • That which doesn’t do harm in real life is perfectly normal!
  • Phone sex is not intended to be a replacement for sex.
  • Phone sex is enhanced masturbation with a partner.
  • Fantasies are normal, and that means any fantasy!

All men need to jerk off whether they are married, single, and fucking daily. Masturbation is a purely selfish act, but one that is a bit like “self-care” and it’s perfectly healthy! Sometimes masturbation is better because you don’t even have to worry about another person!

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Selling Panties Is Dangerous

Selling Panties

This is a topic that has been much debated over the years on the internet among PSOs and owners. I can put the whole topic to rest pretty easily from a business perspective but first let me give you the background. You should ask your lawyer about this too.

Sometimes phone sex callers request to buy your panties. It is a common fetish among men in general, and in some countries in the world such as Japan… it is even literally “acceptable”.  Callers get caught in the fantasy and sometimes ask to purchase panties, back in the late ’90s when phone sex hit the net… it was actually big business. Everyone literally jumped on the bandwagon to offer them.

At some point in 1998, a college girl who was making money off the net by selling her panties was arrested. One of her clients somehow or for some reason became unhappy with his purchase…. Mailed the packaged back to her and had scribbled “CHILD PORN” on it. This was cause for alarm and the law reacted. Since the package did not contain child porn, the law decided to bust her for the panties because mailing a “biohazard” through the mail is against the law. The girl was investigated, her computer was confiscated as is commonly done… and eventually, she got off on probation.

This case has been a source of discontent among PSOs. There are two sides… the ones who claim it is safe to sell panties to clients… and the side that claims it is not. I will present you with some of the arguments I have seen over the years.

Biohazards are only illegal to send through the post office, but it is fine to do through UPS or FEDEX. WRONG! A biohazard has different levels according to OSHA (the US dept of Health and Safety). A pair of worn panties are probably the lowest level of a biohazard (Level 1) however; all rules still apply. Think of a hospital setting… gloves are used for everything today, and these rules came from OSHA.  Even a Level 1 Biohazard means that gloves are to be used and the item is to be disposed of in a specifically designed trash receptacle. These receptacles are picked up by special laboratories from a hospital and further disposed of according to OSHA regulations.

Just take some concoction of tuna juice and Vaseline (or something like that) and it’s safe to mail. WRONG! Think of the girl in the panty arrest. Perhaps that is what she did, but how would she PROVE that to law enforcement? Do you even want to be put in that position to defend yourself? Do you want YOUR name in the news? It’s still a risk.

Don’t put anything on the panties, just sell clean ones. WRONG! There are two reasons this can bite you in the ass. One is that no matter what the client said on the phone… he may get angry that they are not “dirty”. When you claim they will be “perfumed” he may think that is an innuendo for dirty. Secondly… selling “merchandise” may require SALES TAX depending on the state.

The other issue is that as an adult audiotext company your merchant bank is not registered to sell items. If you are not following their rules which is all clearly presented in your merchant agreement, then you can be found out and shut down.

Lastly… if you have a merchant account then it is for AUDIOTEXT and nothing else, it means you are probably breaking the rules and terms of your contract with the bank to be selling an item/merchandise.

The point here is that selling tangible goods, clean or dirty, have the potential to cause a lot of problems for you. Trying to BEND rules to suit yourself can and does often result in trouble.

So, you can see that selling worn, perfumed, or even clean panties is a huge risk for a Phone Sex Company. If you do not agree with this article then I suggest you do some research yourself. Ask your attorney too.

If you are a guy reading this and a buyer online of panties or see a phone sex service selling them… please understand that breaking the law does catch up with companies eventually. Think about the fact that this company has your personally identifiable information and IF they are caught – your information will be confiscated. You potentially could end up in that mess and do you want to take that risk?

Obviously panties are a huge fetish for many men, while I don’t suggest the purchase… Panty Phone Sex may help you indulge in your fetish!

 

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How to Make Phone Sex More Enjoyable

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The Best Phone Sex is Enjoyable!

Need some ideas on how to make phone sex more enjoyable? You want the best experience in phone sex you can get! Here are a few pointers!

– Upon reviewing a service if you still have questions then simply call and be direct. Ask what you need to quickly and get the answers. If you are still indecisive then thank the lovely lady you spoke to and think on it on your own for a little while.

– Relax. Don’t call when you are really pressed for time or in a rush. Phone sex is not as much fun that way! Allow yourself some time. Setting up billing can also take a few minutes when you are a new client so you must allow time for that too.

– Find a spot where you have privacy. Lock your door, go to a secluded location, etc. Lie back, sit in a chair, or whatever floats your boat… but eliminate the worry of possibly being caught.

– Be prepared to provide billing information. This means you should have your CC with you and allow the service to collect the data they need quickly. You can get to your call quickly if YOU are prepared.

– Once all the billing is done and you’ve got your phone sex partner on the line with you simply take a minute to introduce yourself.

– If you want something specific then please be vocal about it and let the girl know.

– If your call is going in a direction that doesn’t satisfy you, then speak up and inform the girl. Don’t worry about interrupting her, she would rather know and make sure you are happy. Communication needs to be clear for both people on a phone sex call.

 

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Quickie Sex and Quickie Jerk Offs

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Everybody Needs a Good Quickie

Everybody seems to be obsessed with different sex techniques, all of that “how-to” or “tips to” for great sex. But how about impulsiveness and spontaneity? Are we getting enough of it?  Human beings crave sexual adventure, impulsive desire, passionate sex. Those feelings of when both of you are horny as hell and want it RIGHT NOW. You know that feeling! It seems as we often forgot about the spontaneous quickie.

A quickie doesn’t mean bad sex. It’s just the variant of it and having sex in a forbidden place or situation may actually improve your relationship/s. It’s like sharing with your partner something nobody else can share and creating a tight intimate connection between the two of you. It’s like having a secret no one but you two will ever know.  That makes the experience very exciting!

Adrenaline kicks up in the body by the thought of being discovered while having quickie in a public place. A single thought of having sex at a party,  in a restaurant’s restroom, at the office, at the stares, at a public park can be very arousing and stimulating. The naughtiness of the situation will start your motors running and lead to very passionate and intense sex, which can be much better than sexual intercourse you have in your beds.

What about the foreplay, the importance of which was discussed and highlighted in hundreds of articles and books on sex? Skip it, the adrenaline in your blood will compensate for any foreplay. Sometimes foreplay is not needed!

Quickie sex is also about experimenting. Just imagine what awkward positions you will have to invent while having sex in an uncomfortable position. You certainly have to get more creative and doing so allows you to bring some of your fantasies into the situation.

So, what holds you back from having more quickies? Some people think that by showing their partner that they want quick sex they offend them in some way. But in fact, if you’re horny and lusting for your partner, wanting quick sex will only assure your partner that you still fancy him/her.

The most amazing thing about having a quickie is the freedom you feel. There is no right place or time for a quickie. It’s only up to you and your imagination. Sometimes we just have to give in to our animal instincts. Let nature take over and it will guide your desire. Just because not to break any laws or to offend an unwilling witness 🙂

An interesting fact is that Phone Sex is often spontaneous and much like a “quickie”.  Often masturbation enters our minds in the same way. It’s like an urge we must fulfill. Those without a sex partner available or one who may not be interested will often satisfy that quickie desire with Phone Sex. And the truth is that Phone Sex is a lot more fun than just looking at a porn video by yourself and jerking off in 60 seconds. Phone Sex allows for some actual human interaction.

You need more quickies in your life. Admit it. So whether it’s a phone sex quickie or a real-time with a partner quickie… get some today!